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BIRTH CHART REPORTS
If you’d like to order an approximately 50-page birth chart analysis report, please read the information below, fill out the form and make a payment and I’ll have it back to you anywhere up to two lunar cycles (1 lunar cycle = 28 days; a moon-th!).
I am a new mother! Yay!
So I appreciate your patience and understanding.
If you’ve sent your payment and submission form, rest assured I will have received it and you will receive your report in due course—there’s no need to contact me to check on the status of it until the time frame above has passed (rest assured it very rarely exceeds that).
Before you know it, I’ll be in your inbox with your report ;)
Due to high demand wait times are currently around 1 lunar cycle.
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THE READING GIVES YOU ALL THIS GOODNESS:
All statistics regarding each celestial body’s location, solar zodiac sign and lunar nakshatra sign (+ planetary ruler, condition, health etc).
— Please note I use the TROPICAL zodiac for the signs and nakshatras starting with Krittika at 0 degrees of Aries. I find this to be the most accurate method of calculation, by far. I study under Ernst Wilhelm (the best astrologer alive in my opinion) who is a Vedic astrologer who has made the irrefutable link between ancient Vedic astrology and the Tropical Zodiac. Vic Di Cara has created many videos on this subject if you’re interested to understand the reasoning. Evidence and proof of it’s superiority and accuracy is found in practice and prediction.
All necessary information regarding your Rahu and Ketu placements, as these are the most karmic and important parts of your chart, and thus most important and influential elements influencing your life! The information enclosed will help you navigate your most stubborn tendencies and make sense of what is most confusing in your life.
A full breakdown of your Lajjitadi Avasthas.
A word on these by my teacher, Ernst Wilhelm—
“Astrologers often place great emphasis on the houses in which planets are located, their dignities, the Yogas they form, influence from benefics or malefics, etc. But the single most important consideration that far outweighs any other consideration or group of considerations are the influences that a planet receives from its friends and enemies. Everything else revolves around the principles and effects of the influence between friendly and inimical planets. The fact that there are inimical and friendly planets that may affect each other lets us know that there are ways that planets can interrupt each other and create discord in our lives, and ways in which they can increase the happiness in our lives. Due to each planet having several friendly planets, there is almost always some supportive influence that each planet is getting from a friend or favourable aspect which indicates a healthy strategy towards life that will result in fulfilment. Similarly, due to there being many unfriendly planets, there is always an element of unhealthy strategies that will result in disappointments and pains. Thus, even in the most powerful appearing charts where all planets are in good dignity and forming strong Yogas, there will still be disappointments and lack of fulfilment. As happiness is the goal of life and seeing as only these interactions can reveal the attitudes and behaviours that result in happiness or unhappiness, this becomes the single most important factor to analyse in the horoscope.”
You will receive all the necessary information I feel you need to know regarding the Nakshatras of your Moon & Ascendant - as these are the most powerful and influential points in your chart.
I will send you the symbolism and given advice behind each degree of your placements - these are breathtakingly fascinating and I cannot wait to share this incredible wisdom with you all!
I will let you know your human design type - and a plethora of information regarding your types modes of function - and how you should live, according to your type - knowing mine was a real game changer and even though this is only a mini read, this is judged with astrology and what you can do with this information is extraordinary and in many cases life changing. It certainly was for me!
I’ll also include a few other cool and very interesting bits I’ve never seen other astrologers discuss which are literally incredible and truly mind-blowing and brought an astounding amount of clarity to my life and those who’ve received theirs.
The intro price for a “mini” or rather, a starter astrology birth chart breakdown is (on sale for now!) £44 gbp - although they’re not that mini and tend to spread out to be around 60 pages.
These prices are very low for these services but after years of study and intense practice, you guys are helping me work out my format and put my wisdom into action - so get em while they’re hot!
My PayPal email address is ManifestingMissions@gmail.com - you’ll need to send it through there. THEN PLEASE EMAIL AFTERWARDS confirming your paypal address and birth information.
If you would like a starter astrology read - I will need:
- Your name
- Your date of birth in this example format - 14th February 1956
- Your TIME of birth (exact time is hugely preferential but as close to exact will suffice if necessary - please check!)
- How exact/precise the time of birth is and where you got this info from (parents/birth certificate or whatever)
- Your birth location - so Town, City and Country.
- Any information you think I should know that may help me get anything relevant to you specifically.
—— If you have any financial issues - please do let me know; its more important you get this astrological knowledge than anything else, so just be transparent with me and we can work something out :) ------
REVIEWS.
““Hi sweet Klara, I got an astro reading from you a few weeks back, and it’s sort of set a lot of things into motion. It twisted, stirred and twirled my life towards new windows and doors. It triggered something unstoppable in me to go within myself on my own terms. I have spoken to many mediums, palm readers, tarot readers. All of which left me sort of unsatisfied that there wasn’t a good enough conclusion. That questions remained. Something gnawed at me. But this was something else entirely. After weeks of referring back to it, I think for the first time ever I have found a little peace with myself.
I have been wanting to write you the perfect thank you letter - perfect basically meaning never attainable! Therefore it has taken so much time, but I am about to burst, so here is the rather imperfect but utterly from the heart THANK YOU that I’ll unleash on you now!
What you sent me ended up being the most brutally honest - but thus loving - self portrait I have ever seen of myself. The reason it struck such a chord, and contained bitter pills to swallow also, is because I myself would not have even been able to write such an accurate portrait. It stripped me bare and forced me to see so deep within that it felt like an exorcism.
The morning I received it from you I had dreamt about snakes. They were everywhere... I was walking through the forest finding them, uncovering them in all different shapes and sizes. From small green babies under bark to a giant yellow python waiting for me in a lake. I had no fear and they were docile and meant me well. But there were thousands... when I woke up and saw the reading you sent, and the Ashlesha ascendent image of the coiled snake, something just moved in me with such force. I knew I would have to pay close attention to everything here. And keep referring to it throughout the course of my life.
This propelled me to delve deeper into meditation and to journey within. And for this I do not know how to find the right words to thank you. But thank you. THANK YOU.
You took such care with the astro reading, you helped me confront and also love and accept parts of myself that would not usually sit comfortably within me. I have always been drawn to the dark, there is truth there, and I have never feared it. But this shown a bright, white light into me. Onto my skin and soul. All the scars, the rot, the cracks. But also all the bone, muscle and strength that was holding it all together. There is a still balance within this portrait. And answers. And pathways to make better choices. I have hounded answers my whole life... but this helped me heal and helped me realize I do not need to look much farther than within. Words I may have said to others, but that never clicked, never connected how I can make this happen for myself.
You can’t imagine what you’ve done for me by approaching this with the beautiful energy that you did it with. The kind brutality with which the mirror was held up to me. See, I have always been the one that holds up mirrors and truth to people with a slight sting of metal on my tongue. I mean well and I don’t care how I’m perceived, I just want what’s best for the other human (not always the best method i know now). And maybe I wanted to push so someone would have the courage to someday push back and hold the mirror up to me. That person happened to be you, without knowing me. Without meeting me. You gave me something I have needed my whole life. Thank you. Truly. Thank you, I really mean it.””
“Hi Klara
I just want to thank you so much for the reading. It was amazing and so spot on its scary. To have it sent on christmas day was just the cherry on top. Lots of love to you.
Danielle xx”
“This birth chart breakdown is getting me SOO excited about life!!!!!! Ah thank you thank you thank you, love 🙏💗💗💗”
“Klara,
I wanted to take the time to thank you from the bottom of my heart for this. It took me a little bit to process all this information and I am still in the process of understanding and also piecing myself together. This has been fruitful in the sense that I can now see myself as a product of many elements and forces higher than most people can conceive. I know what it is I have to do and the reading you gave me was extremely accurate and reflective of both my internal and external circumstances. I feel as though my path on this earth thus far has been filled with confusion and a lack of love and comprehension towards myself and thus others and I now understand why. I stumbled across your channel after discovering Dakota’s channel who to me has opened my eyes to a completely different plane(s) of reality. I want to humbly thank you for taking the time and energy to create this beautifully organized and comprehensive report for me. It is going to be akin to a personalized bible/map of Karla and I will always come back to it for as long as I continue to discover the depths of myself. It was everything I wished for and more. Thank you and I hope that one day life gives us the opportunity to meet in person. Sending love and prosperity your way.
ALSO HAPPY HOLIDAYS !!!
Karlita <3 ”
“Hi Klara,
I really appreciate your valuable time and energy that you spent doing my reading. I love it and cherish it. I have read over it multiple times and each time learnt something new. It’s amazing learning and understanding more about who you are on a deeper level. Lots of things ‘click’ looking over it.”
“Oh my god THANKYOU I’m only a few pages in and this is incredible and so insanely accurate, I never had taken much time to explore my ascendant and moon before, always caught up in the usual rhetoric that sun signs were somehow the most important, so this is absolutely amazing information to learn more on how they impact me. Will get in touch if I get lost on anything thankyou so much angel!! xxxxxxx”
“loved it! Each time I read it I’m gaining more and more from it. Your layout and inclusion of the day/week of birth interpretations really set it apart from others for sure. And the human design chart was super fascinating definitely am expanding research on that :) I also really appreciated you giving remedial suggestions! It was nice to get ideas of what to do with all this information haha. ”
“Thank you so much Klara for the reading. I learned so many new things about myself and dived even deeper. It gives me inspiration and even more understanding. It so very interesting to see all this planets, signs and meanings.
And Punarvasu nakshatra - well wow this is so accurate. I am just experiencing this return from the ashes and hardship.
Wish you lots of success with all you future readings!
xxxxxViktoria”
“Hi Klara,
This is incredibly late but I just wanted to say thank you for the compatibility reading you did for me and my partner.
Everything was explained clearly and it was really useful to us so thank u again!! ”